I'm ish, happily married, with several teenage kids. I run a business in a conservative small town. And I'm so ashamed I want to die. All of our kids went to summer camp last week. This was the first time in years that this has happened, and the feeling was extremely heady for me and my husband. The business I run out of our home is handled 97 percent through phone, fax and e-mail. Very rarely do we have customers stop by; in fact, often weeks go by before we deal with a customer in person. So on this particular day, with the kids safely hustled off to camp, and my husband off to his real job, I chose to watch some Internet porn in the office. This isn't something I do every day, or even every week.
I live in a small, conservative town. I'm petrified about what she may have seen!
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That boy was so fucking annoying that I left the house furious and went to the street. I do, however, enjoy anal if I do it to myself with a finger or dildo. I finished up just fine, until I realized my butt had swallowed the small vibrator. It was unreachable. Had to give myself an oily enema to get it out and it was vibrating the whole 20 minutes it was stuck in there. I tried flicking the bean with the handle of a knife.